‘El Chapo’ Has Been Arrested

Breaking News:

Nearly 6 months after his escape from a maximum security prison in Mexico, the infamous drug kingpin Joaquin Guzman Loera, aka. El Chapo has been arrested by Mexican authorities.

El Chapo stunned the nation last summer when he stepped into a shower in his cell and abruptly vanished in full view.

The shower led to a mile long tunnel leading to a construction site.  The tunnel was high enough for him to walk standing upright and was burrowed 30 feet underground.